Paralysis By Analysis

Okay so. I don't like painting my nails very often. I also don't like mushrooms. Now, you may be wondering what these two things have in common, and the answer to that is one of my few childhood memories It was the day before Mother's Day. To celebrate, (because my family was Christian and celebrated the day before and went to church the day of) my mom bought pizza and helped me paint my nails with some cheapy nail polish she found. This was when I was little and nail polish was a Big Deal™, so I was very excited. But also very small. And very very susceptible to sticking things that smelled like strawberries into my mouth. Though, to defend younger me's eating of the special Mother's Day nail polish, I have always had a bad habit of chewing on my nails. So it's not like I only consumed it because it smelled good, I also didn't realize that biting your nails isn't the best idea when wearing nail polish until I had almost no nail polish left on my hands. ...

 what kinds of things does one post on a blog?

I think it is a crime that no one can see how carefully formatted my posts are without clicking read more. I could literally be typing in wingdings and you wouldn't even know.  I mean I'm not because that's ridiculous but I could be. edit: apparently blogger.com does NOT have wingdings as a font option so apparently no I couldn't be, but you guys get what I mean.

 I'm gonna use this exactly like Tumblr and none of you can stop me

 this is it. the first post of my new blog that i just made and spent thirty minutes messing around with themes on. i am the most powerful being alive. is there any way to change this font though? oh wait that was in the theme hold on- that's better. actually no it isn't okay one sec lemme find smth good indie flower? architects daughter? shadows into light? idk what i'm doing anymore.