I'm literally only here because when I was in third grade I wanted to be a stand up comedian, and running a blog is just like that except without the terrifying fear of being laughed off the stage (and not in a good way!)
Small talk is fucking weird. Overall I think the weirdest part is how much absolutely no one cares. 'How was your weekend?' like you give a shit Susan. You're waiting until we're past the polite chatting to talk about your fancy new potholders with the pretty trim and flaunt the fact that your amazingly intelligent little boy has finally gotten himself potty trained two years behind the rest of his class. I think a lot of people hate small talk because they're selfish. They don't care about you, they don't care about your weekend, they don't care about your dog, they're just assholes going through the motions so they can talk about them and their weekend and their dog. And it's not a problem. Everyone knows that small talk is just there so you don't make yourself look like an asshole in public. It's a big old masquerade and no one is interested in seeing below the mask. It's weird, but it's what everyone does. Or it's just ...
I think it is a crime that no one can see how carefully formatted my posts are without clicking read more. I could literally be typing in wingdings and you wouldn't even know. I mean I'm not because that's ridiculous but I could be. edit: apparently blogger.com does NOT have wingdings as a font option so apparently no I couldn't be, but you guys get what I mean.
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